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Grandad Has a Garden Plan. The Weather Has a Different One. | Funny Gardening Mug | Banterpip

My Knees Prefer Raised Beds. My Enthusiasm Has No Such Limits. | Funny Gardening Mug | Banterpip

I Am Just Resting Here While the Compost Thinks About It. | Funny Gardening Mug | Banterpip

The Roses Receive Compliments. I Receive More Jobs. | Funny Gardening Mug | Banterpip

I Have Reached the Age of Checking on Seedlings Twice Before Breakfast. | Funny Gardening Mug | Banterpip

Tea First. A Little Weeding. Another Tea to Assess Progress. | Funny Gardening Mug | Banterpip

The Shed Is Organised According to a System Only I Understand. | Funny Gardening Mug | Banterpip

A Lifetime of Experience. Still Surprised by Courgettes. | Funny Gardening Mug | Banterpip

My Garden Has Plans for Me That I Have Not Approved. | Funny Gardening Mug | Banterpip

I Went Outside for One Weed. The Afternoon Has Disappeared. | Funny Gardening Mug | Banterpip

Retired From Meetings. Still Taking Orders From the Tomatoes. | Funny Gardening Mug | Banterpip

One More Lap Was a Decision Made by My Optimistic Legs | Funny Cycling Mug | Banterpip

My Commute Has Pedals and a Strong Opinion About Rain | Funny Cycling Mug | Banterpip

The Tyres Are Pumped. The Rider Needs Another Coffee. | Funny Cycling Mug | Banterpip

Indoor Training. Outdoor Complaining. Consistent Effort in Both. | Funny Cycling Mug | Banterpip

I Took the Scenic Route and Negotiated With Every Hill | Funny Cycling Mug | Banterpip

Mud on the Bike. Excellent Decisions Still Pending. | Funny Cycling Mug | Banterpip

I Came for the Ride. I Stayed for the Post-Ride Snacks. | Funny Cycling Mug | Banterpip

My Bicycle Budget Uses a Very Creative Definition of Essential | Funny Cycling Mug | Banterpip

The Group Said Easy Pace. My Breathing Disagrees. | Funny Cycling Mug | Banterpip

I Have a Meeting With a Hill and Several Regrets | Funny Cycling Mug | Banterpip

The Last Hill Was Not the Last Hill | Funny Cycling Mug | Banterpip

I Am Saving My Best Legs for an Unspecified Future Ride | Funny Cycling Mug | Banterpip